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Five Word Story, with a blank

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#301 Post by Graham R » January 2nd, 2014, 6:42 pm

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"I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly { }
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#302 Post by Ken H » January 3rd, 2014, 12:59 am

"I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing { }
This is one of the great social functions of science - to free people of superstition. - Steven Weinberg

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#303 Post by Graham R » January 3rd, 2014, 2:55 pm

"I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to { }
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#304 Post by Dave B » January 3rd, 2014, 5:05 pm

"I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for { }
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#305 Post by Graham R » January 3rd, 2014, 8:14 pm

"I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before { }
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#306 Post by thundril » January 4th, 2014, 5:04 pm

I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's { } after ten

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#307 Post by Dave B » January 4th, 2014, 5:19 pm

I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or { }
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#308 Post by Ken H » January 4th, 2014, 9:30 pm

I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or poke a Vicar in the { }".
This is one of the great social functions of science - to free people of superstition. - Steven Weinberg

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#309 Post by thundril » January 5th, 2014, 1:42 am

I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or poke a Vicar in the vestry. Before ten, however { } goes

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#310 Post by jaywhat » February 5th, 2014, 8:24 am

I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or poke a Vicar in the vestry. Before ten, however, he goes just about anywhere {} but over

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#311 Post by Dave B » February 5th, 2014, 8:37 am

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or poke a Vicar in the vestry. Before ten, however, he goes just about anywhere warm but over fifteen feet from {}
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#312 Post by thundril » February 5th, 2014, 9:23 am

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or poke a Vicar in the vestry. Before ten, however, he goes just about anywhere warm but over fifteen feet from at least eight people or

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#313 Post by jaywhat » February 5th, 2014, 4:06 pm

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or poke a Vicar in the vestry. Before ten, however, he goes just about anywhere warm but over fifteen feet from at least eight people or nine fish without any sliced {}

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#314 Post by jaywhat » September 16th, 2014, 4:21 pm

bread and jam to eat {}

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#315 Post by Dave B » September 16th, 2014, 4:25 pm

bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk {}
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#316 Post by Ken H » September 17th, 2014, 3:16 am

bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk smoothie. Grabbing the latest copy of {},
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#317 Post by jaywhat » September 17th, 2014, 6:45 am

....bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk smoothie. Grabbing the latest copy of 'I',he turned to Codeword {}

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#318 Post by Dave B » September 17th, 2014, 10:31 am

....bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk smoothie. Grabbing the latest copy of 'I',he turned to Codeword but decided it was too {}
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#319 Post by jaywhat » September 18th, 2014, 8:54 am

..bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk smoothie. Grabbing the latest copy of 'I',he turned to Codeword but decided it was too easy to waste his precious {}

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#320 Post by Dave B » September 18th, 2014, 9:47 am

..bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk smoothie. Grabbing the latest copy of 'I',he turned to Codeword but decided it was too easy to waste his precious brain cell on this early {}
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
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#321 Post by jaywhat » September 18th, 2014, 3:51 pm

...bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk smoothie. Grabbing the latest copy of 'I',he turned to Codeword but decided it was too easy to waste his precious brain cell on this early stress inducing activity. It never {}

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