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New Uxbridge Dictionary
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Monicker: underwear for a one legged woman.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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Manhole...
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Illegal: a sick bird
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Dopeler effect - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
"There are old pilots and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots." - From the film "Top Gun"
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Rectum. Inflicted serious damage on him
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Biplane: The words muttered by a skydiver as he leaps.
Bidet: 2 days before D-day
Titilate: Delayed onset of female puberty
Varnish: To disappear in Mayfair
Disappear: To say unpleasant things about a Member of the Upper House
(Oh, and hundreds more -- but not the 5 above! -- at: http://www.alspcs.com/main.html)
Bidet: 2 days before D-day
Titilate: Delayed onset of female puberty
Varnish: To disappear in Mayfair
Disappear: To say unpleasant things about a Member of the Upper House
(Oh, and hundreds more -- but not the 5 above! -- at: http://www.alspcs.com/main.html)
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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Content: Accommodation overflow at the Conservative party conference
Convert: A Conservative MP qho deserts and joins the Greens.
Condemn: Abbrev for the coalition.
Consort: Cabinet reshuffle.
Con: The Big Society.
Condense: make up your own definition.
Convert: A Conservative MP qho deserts and joins the Greens.
Condemn: Abbrev for the coalition.
Consort: Cabinet reshuffle.
Con: The Big Society.
Condense: make up your own definition.
a "New Atheist" for the last 55 years
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Aspirin: Aimin' for a goal. Strivin' to achieve a target
a "New Atheist" for the last 55 years
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Describe: The man employed to write Mugabe's speeches
a "New Atheist" for the last 55 years
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dapple: Franglais for "of apple"
donate: similar in form to a donut
donate: similar in form to a donut
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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Brandish: 1. (adj) Having some of the qualities of a brand. 2. (n) A single serving of a healthy, slightly laxative, breakfast cereal.
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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Blister: someone who appears only once all the work has been done.
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Populate: father arrived well after the birth.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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There are also, of course, various descriptions of golf shots (none of them particularly tasteful!):
Douglas Bader: A good shot, but no legs
Paula Ratcliffe: Ugly, but runs a long way
Adolf: lost in a bunker
etc.......
Douglas Bader: A good shot, but no legs
Paula Ratcliffe: Ugly, but runs a long way
Adolf: lost in a bunker
etc.......
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Frogspawn: Amphibian erotica
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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Telescope: optical device for viewing an old TV cop series by a Greek-American actor.
[I am resisting the temptation to get my copy of the dictionary off the shelf and cheat!]
[I am resisting the temptation to get my copy of the dictionary off the shelf and cheat!]
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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Diethyl ester: The new Charlie's Angels trio.
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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Sari: an American apology
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Assegai! : Cry of recognition at an identity parade.
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crumpet: one of those dogs that will eat any food it finds on the floor.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015