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If this is the answer, what was the question?

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para handy
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If this is the answer, what was the question?

#1 Post by para handy » July 10th, 2007, 11:32 pm

Answer: Jimmy Krankie

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#2 Post by kbell » July 10th, 2007, 11:34 pm

Q: Who would you like to see leading the SNP?








A: Up and over the garden gate.

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#3 Post by Alan C. » July 10th, 2007, 11:36 pm

What was the alter ego of that small woman who used to dress as a schoolboy?

G W Bush.
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#4 Post by Noggin » July 10th, 2007, 11:42 pm

Alan C. wrote: G W Bush.
My question for that is: Who is your greatest inspiration?




You could try baby powder.

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#5 Post by para handy » July 10th, 2007, 11:45 pm

How can I bake a batch of scones when there's no flour left?





A walnut

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#6 Post by Maria Mac » July 10th, 2007, 11:46 pm

What does Mother Theresa remind you of?





Three blind mice.

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#7 Post by Alan C. » July 11th, 2007, 12:00 am

Whats the most sadistic nursery rhyme?

42.
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#8 Post by kbell » July 11th, 2007, 12:07 am

What's the highest number of pizzas you've eaten in one day?








I asked him to marry me.

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#9 Post by para handy » July 11th, 2007, 12:10 am

What did you say when you met the Pope?





I wish I hadn't.

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#10 Post by Alan C. » July 11th, 2007, 12:26 am

Have you ever tried sushi.?







But it's raining.
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#11 Post by Moonbeam » July 11th, 2007, 12:38 am

We shouldn't skip our daily jog just because we're camping in the Sahara desert. Shall we go out now?







A large vibrating egg.

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#12 Post by Alan C. » July 11th, 2007, 12:50 am

Why. is that chicken bouncing all around the yard?



Microsoft.
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If this is the answer, what was the question?

#13 Post by severus » July 11th, 2007, 12:54 am

new toilet paper for fairy's












and this woman had four

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#14 Post by Alan C. » July 11th, 2007, 12:59 am

The Chinese government have restricted couples to having only one child.


Probably, sex.
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#15 Post by severus » July 11th, 2007, 1:02 am

What are you having for breakfast tomorrow morning?












gratifying, if nothing else

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#16 Post by Jem » July 11th, 2007, 10:04 am

How did you find the shambles that was the last HSS AGM?




A squashed fruit.

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#17 Post by kbell » July 11th, 2007, 10:53 am

What do you suppose the Rev. David Robertson has in place of a brain?





I swapped them for these trainers.

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#18 Post by Diane » July 11th, 2007, 11:37 am

What happened to your twins?








I just felt like a change.

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#19 Post by Zoe » July 11th, 2007, 2:48 pm

Why did you divorce Cameron Diaz and marry Carole Thatcher?




About half a mile.

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#20 Post by Alan H » July 11th, 2007, 4:52 pm

What's the minimum distance you deserve to be dragged along rough ground for preferring Carole Thatcher to Cameron Diaz?



A laptop.

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