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Otherwise known as the Games Room, think of this as a subforum of the social club reserved just for sociable icebreaker games. Beware - they can be addictive!
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kbell
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by kbell » July 10th, 2007, 11:34 pm
Q: Who would you like to see leading the SNP?
A: Up and over the garden gate.
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Alan C.
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by Alan C. » July 10th, 2007, 11:36 pm
What was the alter ego of that small woman who used to dress as a schoolboy?
G W Bush.
Cross post

Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
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Noggin
- Posts: 497
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 11:48 am
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by Noggin » July 10th, 2007, 11:42 pm
Alan C. wrote:
G W Bush.
My question for that is: Who is your greatest inspiration?
You could try baby powder.
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para handy
- Posts: 587
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by para handy » July 10th, 2007, 11:45 pm
How can I bake a batch of scones when there's no flour left?
A walnut
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Maria Mac
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by Maria Mac » July 10th, 2007, 11:46 pm
What does Mother Theresa remind you of?
Three blind mice.
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Alan C.
- Posts: 10356
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by Alan C. » July 11th, 2007, 12:00 am
Whats the most sadistic nursery rhyme?
42.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
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kbell
- Posts: 1146
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by kbell » July 11th, 2007, 12:07 am
What's the highest number of pizzas you've eaten in one day?
I asked him to marry me.
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para handy
- Posts: 587
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by para handy » July 11th, 2007, 12:10 am
What did you say when you met the Pope?
I wish I hadn't.
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Alan C.
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by Alan C. » July 11th, 2007, 12:26 am
Have you ever tried sushi.?
But it's raining.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
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Moonbeam
- Posts: 617
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by Moonbeam » July 11th, 2007, 12:38 am
We shouldn't skip our daily jog just because we're camping in the Sahara desert. Shall we go out now?
A large vibrating egg.
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Alan C.
- Posts: 10356
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by Alan C. » July 11th, 2007, 12:50 am
Why. is that chicken bouncing all around the yard?
Microsoft.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
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severus
- Posts: 9
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by severus » July 11th, 2007, 12:54 am
new toilet paper for fairy's
and this woman had four
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Alan C.
- Posts: 10356
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by Alan C. » July 11th, 2007, 12:59 am
The Chinese government have restricted couples to having only one child.
Probably, sex.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
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severus
- Posts: 9
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by severus » July 11th, 2007, 1:02 am
What are you having for breakfast tomorrow morning?
gratifying, if nothing else
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Jem
- Posts: 973
- Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 10:37 pm
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by Jem » July 11th, 2007, 10:04 am
How did you find the shambles that was the last HSS AGM?
A squashed fruit.
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kbell
- Posts: 1146
- Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 11:27 pm
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by kbell » July 11th, 2007, 10:53 am
What do you suppose the Rev. David Robertson has in place of a brain?
I swapped them for these trainers.
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Diane
- Posts: 441
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by Diane » July 11th, 2007, 11:37 am
What happened to your twins?
I just felt like a change.
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Zoe
- Posts: 564
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by Zoe » July 11th, 2007, 2:48 pm
Why did you divorce Cameron Diaz and marry Carole Thatcher?
About half a mile.
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Alan H
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by Alan H » July 11th, 2007, 4:52 pm
What's the minimum distance you deserve to be dragged along rough ground for preferring Carole Thatcher to Cameron Diaz?
A laptop.