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para handy · #1 Post by **para handy** » July 10th, 2007, 11:32 pm

Answer: Jimmy Krankie

kbell · #2 Post by **kbell** » July 10th, 2007, 11:34 pm

Q: Who would you like to see leading the SNP?

A: Up and over the garden gate.

Alan C. · #3 Post by **Alan C.** » July 10th, 2007, 11:36 pm

What was the alter ego of that small woman who used to dress as a schoolboy?

G W Bush.
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Noggin · #4 Post by **Noggin** » July 10th, 2007, 11:42 pm

Alan C. wrote: G W Bush.

My question for that is: Who is your greatest inspiration?

You could try baby powder.

para handy · #5 Post by **para handy** » July 10th, 2007, 11:45 pm

How can I bake a batch of scones when there's no flour left?

A walnut

Maria Mac · #6 Post by **Maria Mac** » July 10th, 2007, 11:46 pm

What does Mother Theresa remind you of?

Three blind mice.

Alan C. · #7 Post by **Alan C.** » July 11th, 2007, 12:00 am

Whats the most sadistic nursery rhyme?

42.

kbell · #8 Post by **kbell** » July 11th, 2007, 12:07 am

What's the highest number of pizzas you've eaten in one day?

I asked him to marry me.

para handy · #9 Post by **para handy** » July 11th, 2007, 12:10 am

What did you say when you met the Pope?

I wish I hadn't.

Alan C. · #10 Post by **Alan C.** » July 11th, 2007, 12:26 am

Have you ever tried sushi.?

But it's raining.

Moonbeam · #11 Post by **Moonbeam** » July 11th, 2007, 12:38 am

We shouldn't skip our daily jog just because we're camping in the Sahara desert. Shall we go out now?

A large vibrating egg.

Alan C. · #12 Post by **Alan C.** » July 11th, 2007, 12:50 am

Why. is that chicken bouncing all around the yard?

Microsoft.

severus · #13 Post by **severus** » July 11th, 2007, 12:54 am

new toilet paper for fairy's

and this woman had four

Alan C. · #14 Post by **Alan C.** » July 11th, 2007, 12:59 am

The Chinese government have restricted couples to having only one child.

Probably, sex.

severus · #15 Post by **severus** » July 11th, 2007, 1:02 am

What are you having for breakfast tomorrow morning?

gratifying, if nothing else

Jem · #16 Post by **Jem** » July 11th, 2007, 10:04 am

How did you find the shambles that was the last HSS AGM?

A squashed fruit.

kbell · #17 Post by **kbell** » July 11th, 2007, 10:53 am

What do you suppose the Rev. David Robertson has in place of a brain?

I swapped them for these trainers.

Diane · #18 Post by **Diane** » July 11th, 2007, 11:37 am

What happened to your twins?

I just felt like a change.

Zoe · #19 Post by **Zoe** » July 11th, 2007, 2:48 pm

Why did you divorce Cameron Diaz and marry Carole Thatcher?

About half a mile.

Alan H · #20 Post by **Alan H** » July 11th, 2007, 4:52 pm

What's the minimum distance you deserve to be dragged along rough ground for preferring Carole Thatcher to Cameron Diaz?

A laptop.

Think Humanism