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Otherwise known as the Games Room, think of this as a subforum of the social club reserved just for sociable icebreaker games. Beware - they can be addictive!
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Jem
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by Jem » February 18th, 2008, 11:49 pm
Latest post of the previous page:
Why is there a lurex jockstrap hanging from your washing line?
I think she has brown eyes.
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DougS
- Posts: 737
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 9:48 am
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by DougS » March 2nd, 2008, 12:45 pm
Apart from wearing hijab, what else can you say about the woman who robbed you?
He found carrying nutmeg around in his pocket helped.
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Lifelinking
- Posts: 3248
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 11:56 am
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by Lifelinking » March 2nd, 2008, 12:51 pm
poor fella, he had jangling loominthrumbs
twist it round until its good and tight, then pour maple syrup over it
"Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice."
William McIlvanney
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Emma Woolgatherer
- Posts: 2976
- Joined: February 27th, 2008, 12:17 pm
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by Emma Woolgatherer » March 5th, 2008, 5:46 pm
What do you do after you've put your left leg in and you've put your left leg out?
A 700ml bottle of absinthe.
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para handy
- Posts: 587
- Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 10:39 pm
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by para handy » March 6th, 2008, 12:44 am
What's the secret to making a great trifle?
You will if you play your cards right.
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Zoe
- Posts: 564
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 4:08 pm
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by Zoe » March 6th, 2008, 1:46 pm
Will I ever know the joy of your passionate embrace?
It's been turned into a MacDonald.
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DougS
- Posts: 737
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 9:48 am
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by DougS » March 7th, 2008, 10:13 pm
What's happened to the village church?
Well, they say good things come in small packages.
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para handy
- Posts: 587
- Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 10:39 pm
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by para handy » March 22nd, 2008, 11:35 pm
Why don't you get some underpants that fit?
Well, it was fun while it lasted but all good things must come to an end.
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Alan C.
- Posts: 10356
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 3:35 pm
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by Alan C. » March 24th, 2008, 9:17 pm
What happened to your double 99 with strawberry sauce?
I thought it was kinder, not to tell her the truth.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
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kbell
- Posts: 1146
- Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 11:27 pm
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by kbell » March 25th, 2008, 11:53 pm
Didn't her bum look big in that?
Do you really think it will work?
Kathryn
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lewist
- Posts: 4402
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by lewist » March 27th, 2008, 8:56 pm
Now, just stand at the top of this 2000 foot cliff and put on these paper wings and then when there's a good gust I will push you off the edge... is that ok?
Nine barrels and two additional monkeys please.
Carpe diem. Savour every moment.
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DougS
- Posts: 737
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 9:48 am
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by DougS » March 30th, 2008, 11:55 am
Right, there's be enough asses there already. Now, how many monkeys will you need to make the HSS AGM go with a swing?
He's seeing a man about a dog.
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Felicia
- Posts: 495
- Joined: August 3rd, 2007, 9:16 am
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by Felicia » March 30th, 2008, 6:55 pm
What on earth is your avatar up to?
I've only done it once before.
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Zoe
- Posts: 564
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 4:08 pm
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by Zoe » March 31st, 2008, 11:19 am
You seem to know a lot about how to poison a husband?
I don't!
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Thomas
- Posts: 459
- Joined: July 21st, 2007, 3:54 pm
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by Thomas » April 1st, 2008, 4:38 pm
Who wants to join the Humanist Society of Scotland?
It would look better in pink.
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Emma Woolgatherer
- Posts: 2976
- Joined: February 27th, 2008, 12:17 pm
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by Emma Woolgatherer » April 1st, 2008, 5:19 pm
Do you like my new SS-N-23 liquid-propellant, submarine-launched ballistic missile, which carries four 100kT warheads and has a range of about 8,500 kilometres?
I thought you were my grandmother.
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Lifelinking
- Posts: 3248
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 11:56 am
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by Lifelinking » April 1st, 2008, 8:15 pm
Why did ye throw me aff the bus?
I would only consider it if you provide the frock
"Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice."
William McIlvanney
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Alan C.
- Posts: 10356
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 3:35 pm
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by Alan C. » April 1st, 2008, 9:51 pm
Did you ever think about the priesthood as a profession?
My high moral standards wouldn't allow it.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
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Felicia
- Posts: 495
- Joined: August 3rd, 2007, 9:16 am
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by Felicia » April 1st, 2008, 10:44 pm
Would you like to become the next pope?
I would not demean myself to do it!
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Zoe
- Posts: 564
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 4:08 pm
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by Zoe » April 4th, 2008, 1:40 pm
Will you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?
(If there seems to be a theme to my responses it is not intentional)
I've started so I'll finish.
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Lifelinking
- Posts: 3248
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 11:56 am
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by Lifelinking » April 4th, 2008, 11:03 pm
Magnus, stop dismembering that body, the polis are coming
an old soldier with a gammy leg
"Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice."
William McIlvanney