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If this is the answer, what was the question?

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Jem
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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#521 Post by Jem » February 18th, 2008, 11:49 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

Why is there a lurex jockstrap hanging from your washing line?



I think she has brown eyes.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#522 Post by DougS » March 2nd, 2008, 12:45 pm

Apart from wearing hijab, what else can you say about the woman who robbed you?


He found carrying nutmeg around in his pocket helped.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#523 Post by Lifelinking » March 2nd, 2008, 12:51 pm

poor fella, he had jangling loominthrumbs









twist it round until its good and tight, then pour maple syrup over it
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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#524 Post by Emma Woolgatherer » March 5th, 2008, 5:46 pm

What do you do after you've put your left leg in and you've put your left leg out?



A 700ml bottle of absinthe.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#525 Post by para handy » March 6th, 2008, 12:44 am

What's the secret to making a great trifle?



You will if you play your cards right.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#526 Post by Zoe » March 6th, 2008, 1:46 pm

Will I ever know the joy of your passionate embrace?



It's been turned into a MacDonald.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#527 Post by DougS » March 7th, 2008, 10:13 pm

What's happened to the village church?



Well, they say good things come in small packages.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#528 Post by para handy » March 22nd, 2008, 11:35 pm

Why don't you get some underpants that fit?



Well, it was fun while it lasted but all good things must come to an end.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#529 Post by Alan C. » March 24th, 2008, 9:17 pm

What happened to your double 99 with strawberry sauce?

I thought it was kinder, not to tell her the truth.
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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#530 Post by kbell » March 25th, 2008, 11:53 pm

Didn't her bum look big in that?



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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#531 Post by lewist » March 27th, 2008, 8:56 pm

Now, just stand at the top of this 2000 foot cliff and put on these paper wings and then when there's a good gust I will push you off the edge... is that ok?

Nine barrels and two additional monkeys please.
Carpe diem. Savour every moment.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#532 Post by DougS » March 30th, 2008, 11:55 am

Right, there's be enough asses there already. Now, how many monkeys will you need to make the HSS AGM go with a swing?




He's seeing a man about a dog.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#533 Post by Felicia » March 30th, 2008, 6:55 pm

What on earth is your avatar up to?







I've only done it once before.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#534 Post by Zoe » March 31st, 2008, 11:19 am

You seem to know a lot about how to poison a husband?



I don't!

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#535 Post by Thomas » April 1st, 2008, 4:38 pm

Who wants to join the Humanist Society of Scotland?



It would look better in pink.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#536 Post by Emma Woolgatherer » April 1st, 2008, 5:19 pm

Do you like my new SS-N-23 liquid-propellant, submarine-launched ballistic missile, which carries four 100kT warheads and has a range of about 8,500 kilometres?




I thought you were my grandmother.

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#537 Post by Lifelinking » April 1st, 2008, 8:15 pm

Why did ye throw me aff the bus?








I would only consider it if you provide the frock
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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#538 Post by Alan C. » April 1st, 2008, 9:51 pm

Did you ever think about the priesthood as a profession?




My high moral standards wouldn't allow it.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#539 Post by Felicia » April 1st, 2008, 10:44 pm

Would you like to become the next pope?






I would not demean myself to do it!

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#540 Post by Zoe » April 4th, 2008, 1:40 pm

Will you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?

(If there seems to be a theme to my responses it is not intentional)




I've started so I'll finish.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#541 Post by Lifelinking » April 4th, 2008, 11:03 pm

Magnus, stop dismembering that body, the polis are coming









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