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If this is the answer, what was the question?

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Dave B
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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#841 Post by Dave B » November 29th, 2012, 4:51 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

Am I not supposed to use a blowtorch to remove the hairs from my lugholes?

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#842 Post by Tetenterre » November 29th, 2012, 4:58 pm

What opening words of 1984 was Orwell persuaded to change?


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#843 Post by Dave B » November 29th, 2012, 5:01 pm

OK, I now have KY Jelly all over my hand, what do I do next?


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#844 Post by Nick » November 30th, 2012, 11:04 am

How many votes did the Lib Dems get in yesterday's elections...?






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#845 Post by Ken H » November 30th, 2012, 2:57 pm

Why were you seen shopping at Bravissimo the other day?


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#846 Post by Tetenterre » November 30th, 2012, 3:50 pm

By far the naffest euphemism for an attractive pair of breasts is...?


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#847 Post by jaywhat » December 1st, 2012, 6:25 am

I am going to tidy my den - what shall I remove first?

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#848 Post by Dave B » December 1st, 2012, 11:24 am

How do I know my friend Carole, whose favourite fruit is the banana, has possibly raided my supply?

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#849 Post by jaywhat » December 2nd, 2012, 10:43 am

What do you need to ensure that the jelly is set (!) and the cheese is fulsome and tasty?

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