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para handy
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#181 Post by para handy » July 28th, 2007, 7:04 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

What's the best way to deal with impotence?



Try raw egg and an oyster.
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#182 Post by Flick » July 28th, 2007, 9:35 pm

Can you suggest something to ease this itchy bum?

2 weeks in Benidorm
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#183 Post by Alan C. » July 28th, 2007, 10:11 pm

What would be your idea of hell?






I'm going to give it to somebody for xmas.
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#184 Post by Jayme » July 28th, 2007, 10:22 pm

Why are you putting a pretty bow on that dead rat?








It's my civic duty.
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#185 Post by Noggin » July 28th, 2007, 11:40 pm

Why do you visit the local authority brothel instead of the private one? It's no cheaper.



What a wonderful world.
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#186 Post by Moonbeam » July 29th, 2007, 1:06 pm

Ten thousand die in earthquake.



Behind the bike sheds.
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#187 Post by Alan C. » July 29th, 2007, 1:11 pm

Where did you learn the "facts of life"?





cos it's raining and very windy.
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#188 Post by gcb01 » July 29th, 2007, 3:53 pm

Why are you dressed in a rubber suit?








steel wool coated in raw egg and anchovy sauce.
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#189 Post by Alan C. » July 29th, 2007, 5:21 pm

What would be good for getting the hard skin off my feet?





I'm going to recycle them.
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#190 Post by kbell » July 29th, 2007, 8:57 pm

Why do you keep rat carcasses in your freezer?




There's nothing quite like it!
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#191 Post by verte » July 29th, 2007, 9:20 pm

Are you sure you want to wrestle that gila monster?



Neon green, with pulsing yellow lights.
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#192 Post by Bryn » July 30th, 2007, 12:04 am

What do you have in mind for chapel of rest's makeover?



I should be so lucky!
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#193 Post by Alan H » July 30th, 2007, 12:13 am

How would you like to spend the night with me?




Five times a day
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#194 Post by verte » July 30th, 2007, 12:26 am

How often are you supposed to lick that orange toad?



He hardly ever does that to strangers!
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#195 Post by Alan C. » July 30th, 2007, 11:15 am

Why is your dog hugging my leg?




It's always the same on a Monday morning.
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The ex-Alan
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#196 Post by The ex-Alan » July 30th, 2007, 3:36 pm

Why don't undertakers bury bodies on Sunday ?


I am the egg man, they are the egg men, I am the walrus.
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#197 Post by Alan C. » July 30th, 2007, 4:14 pm

What was it John Lennon said when popped an acid tab?






A Muslim a Jew, and a Catholic.
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#198 Post by kbell » July 30th, 2007, 10:00 pm

Who have you been married to so far?





I buried it.
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#199 Post by Alan C. » July 30th, 2007, 10:30 pm

Autumn
Who have you been married to so far?
:hilarity:



What happened to that hatchet job you did on the faith heads?
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#200 Post by lewist » July 31st, 2007, 8:32 am

Alan C. wrote:
Autumn
Who have you been married to so far?
:hilarity:
What happened to that hatchet job you did on the faith heads?
Yo Alan, we need a new answer to make up a question for! :pointlaugh:
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#201 Post by Nick » July 31st, 2007, 2:52 pm

Has anyone a suggestion of how to get this thread moving again?




It's all Alan's fault!
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