Alan H wrote:
I assume you've got laryngitis at the moment, so how are you going to say anything at all, anti-monarchical or otherwise?
I can croak fairly intelligibly, and amazingly my typnig ins't at all affecetd ...
Alan H wrote:Perhaps there's a homoeopathic remedy I should be trying, that'll make me better by this time next week...
It's not homoeopathic, I'm afraid, but if you stand on one leg (doesn't matter which), and grab the big toe of the other foot with one hand (using the other to stop yourself falling over if necessary), and rub it vigorously for a count of thirty-three, you will
feel much better by this time next week, I guarantee it.
Alan H wrote:Now, where's the Kleenex? (Please, no one put them in Room 101!)
No, but can we put any paper tissues that aren't "mansize" in Room 101? Because what the hell is the point of a pathetic, flimsy little tissue that falls apart when a mucus-laden nose of quite modest proportions gets within sneezing distance of it?